Dear sir,I opened my box of Weetos, to find a withered, greyng, flacid cock in the box. A cock that I can only presume was soemthing to do with Arthur Fowler. Said cock then proceeded to spurt in my general direction, causing considerable distress. I demand an apology, and a withdrawl of cocks from further boxes of Weetos.
Yours,
Outraged of Hull
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Outraged of Hull
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:36,
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Dear Mr O HullYou will be pleased to know that our developers have since come up with new 'spurtless' cock technology. In laboratory conditions the new spurtless cock did not respond to any form of stimulus except nanostimulation by Beadle-hand. This did not result in spurtation.
We will send you a new spurtless Fowlercock by return.
love
Sir Weetos
(We will send you a new spurtless Fowlercock by return.
love
Sir Weetos
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Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:40,
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Dear Sir Weetos,Many thanks for the spurtless cock. Though this has now caused my wife of twelvety years to leave me in favour of the spurtless cock. I would therefore like to sue for the breakup of our marriage.
Yours,
Outraged Of Hull.
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Outraged Of Hull.
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:45,
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Schmerg, Merm & Associates
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Schmerg, Merm & Associates
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Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:40,
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Outraged of Hull.
(Outraged of Hull.
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:47,
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