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# HAHAHAHA
I can top that.
I had this guest on the weekend who was the typical mollycoddled Japanese kid that was away from home for the first time.
After his first night he told me the traffic outside was too loud and could I make it queiter!!!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# hahaha
did you say

"THIS IS ENGLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!"

:D
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# haha
turned out there were 4 JCBs in the corridor
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# and they were sexing?
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# So you've heard JCB sexing too?
I thought I was the only one.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# heard it?
I've positively encouraged it
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Oh I see... you're a watcher.
I've heard about people like you.

Sometimes I think I see crowds of watchers, in the bushes, but I can never be sure.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# nope...
just denizens from pipingrad
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# O_O
*gets the terror*
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Have you seen Guest house paradiso?
I like to imagine you dressed in a red latex bikini, crawling around inside the walls spying on your guests
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# you should've started playing speedcore in the corridor outside his room.
I doubt he would've minded the traffic then
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)