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# 'ning peeps
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)
# STOAS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Saxon
drugs and rock n roll. typical politics really.
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# *stoats*

They should have at least kept the Master as Derek Jacobi.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Nah
Russell doesn't fancy Derek
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Wish me luck, I'm about to call someone about a job
I can't believe I'm trying to get BACK INTO recruitment, I'm such a div.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# DIV!
good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# *belms*
mmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggg

Good luck!!

*crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Just thinkof the cash....
Good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# good luck
:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# *crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# why....
for the love of god WHY!!!!!!

edit: also good luck
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# good luck
whoever it is, imagine that Beadle is secretly stroking them under their desk
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# ^ this
will solve every interview problem...

EVER
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Apart from the feeling of dread and revulsion at the idea that....
Beadle actually IS under the desk stroking them...

It's lost me so many top jobs that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# ^^this
caused a sustained 11-second laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# <div>
div
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# ^

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# good luck :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# yeah, what they said^^
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Right, thank you everyone!
They've got to sort out interview times because I work 9-6 and they don't know what times they can do....

Thanks all!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Belated good luck knottings to you!
if they're mean tell them to shove it in their glory holes.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# if you want more derek jacobi masterness
see "scream of the shalka"
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# *stoats*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Dithertastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Best words for nans ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Took a while, that
Very good. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# *nuzzle*
Right, to the Captphone!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# is it? i'm not sure, maybe it isn't
it might be, i can't decide
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# exactly what I was thinking
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# I don't like this new Master
I think he's silly

I haven't seen this episode yet so I haven't a clue about the content of the pic though
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# he is a bit silly
and all the better for it
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# The Master
should always out-silly The Doctor. That's why Roger Delgado was so good.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# I wish they'd made YOU the master!
You'd be ace

That is a compliment of sorts, although in hindsight it doesn't look like one
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I definitely take
it as a compliment - thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# totally
I always thought delgado made the doctor look silly, right up until the moment he got his ass handed to him on a plate
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# That's why The Master was always a great villain
If anything, he's more intelligent than The Doctor and unfettered by morals.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# IT'S FOR CHILDREN!
IT'S A CHILDREN'S TV SHOW!
IT'S NOT FOR ADULTS!
YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING NEWSNIGHT OR THE ANTIQUES ROADSHOW OR SOMETHING!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# You seem to be
under the illusion that I'm some sort of grown up.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Oh dear... is it time for your Valium again?
Here you go love, now have a nice sit down and mumble something about the youth of today.

*slips pill*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# He is pretty manic
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# I like him and his love for jelly babies :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# I didn't even notice that!
How lax.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# STOAT SAXON!
*pffft*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)
# STOAT SAXON!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# 'ning!
I just spoke to a customer who told me that I should reactivate her cancelled order purely because she was middle class....

oh what fun
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)
# she actually said that?
good god

Hope you said that was the reason her order was cancelled in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# she said that "like most middle class people, she'd been a customer of ours for years"
I told her that her social status wasn't going to be much help if her credit card was declined....
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# hahhahaha
Silly tart
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# haha declined card
"madam, mastercard is not here to provide your lifestyle aspirations, perhaps you should return to shopping at lidl, sometimes they even sell furniture"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# where do you work?
waitrose?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# that store is shite
it seems to live by the motto that if they charge more for the same (or worse) shit as everyone else the morons will believe it's quality
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# well, yes
it's a successful marketing technique
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# they opened one in my town
perhaps they were misold that it's filled with middle class people

hahah, it's a shithole!

also, onetime they had a "broken pipe" and they had to close for "health and safety" reasons

lol, the store was full of rats

:D

hahahaha

twats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# you don't live in Okehampton by any chance do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# nope
another shitty place

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Middlesbrough?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# somewhere less shitty
but trying hard to be worse

:D

(and: getting warmer)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Stockton?
Darlington?

Isle of White?

Isle of Horses?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)
# i am sat in middlesbrough
high up amongst the smog.. its lovely
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# lovely smogs
i can see it from here, and i'm
*checks*
32.6 miles away!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)
# *throws stone*
did I hit you?
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)
# shush ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# One of the best lines ever, from Dance with a Stranger
'I couldn't give a fiddler's fuck about your social standing.'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# dear god
dear god
dear god

that's where you adopt a stern upper class accent and remind her of her place

but no doubt you'll get sacked for that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# oh well,
I get laid off on Friday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# oh well in that case
cunt her in the fuck

folk need to be disabused of their false belief in their own significance at times
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Did she actually say that?
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I can top that.
I had this guest on the weekend who was the typical mollycoddled Japanese kid that was away from home for the first time.
After his first night he told me the traffic outside was too loud and could I make it queiter!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# hahaha
did you say

"THIS IS ENGLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# haha
turned out there were 4 JCBs in the corridor
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# and they were sexing?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# So you've heard JCB sexing too?
I thought I was the only one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# heard it?
I've positively encouraged it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Oh I see... you're a watcher.
I've heard about people like you.

Sometimes I think I see crowds of watchers, in the bushes, but I can never be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# nope...
just denizens from pipingrad
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# O_O
*gets the terror*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Have you seen Guest house paradiso?
I like to imagine you dressed in a red latex bikini, crawling around inside the walls spying on your guests
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# you should've started playing speedcore in the corridor outside his room.
I doubt he would've minded the traffic then
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# did you offer to have it sent to 1895 for her
?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Ah but in mother Russia
1895 sends for you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# gah
I told my mum not to say that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# *STOATS*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# VOTE SOXON!!
b3ta.com/board/7339615
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Hahaahha!
I love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# stow
at!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)