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# I just did a big poo and it smells.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:23, archived)
# wow
you're a waste of air
(who cares asdfsd, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Pot, kettle...
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:26, archived)
# don't put the poo in the pot or the kettle!
are you some giant sicko or what?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# German maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# OI the man I love is German, so watch it
or I'll feed you what he's having for dinner tonight

poo in a kettle
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# seriously
you're all worthless. LETS POO AND PLAY ISKETCH LOL
(who cares asdfsd, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:31, archived)
# ****OZ HAS SPOKEN****
Why don't you fuck off to somewhere that might give a shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:32, archived)
# because i am trolling to receive hits for a website
so the world can be less shit
(who cares asdfsd, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:34, archived)
# yes, website hits
that is the key to a better world
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:34, archived)
# read the site moran
(who cares asdfsd, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Dylan Moran?
Why should I when you're just spouting abuse here?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Read a dictionary, Morag
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Dylan moran?
Edit : Gah! Mindpiss!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:38, archived)
# don't mention piss
he'll think we're even more perverted!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Sorry
The poo was my fault
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:40, archived)
# hey, don't worry
we all gotta poo sometime man! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:40, archived)
# yeah, someone did that this morning
and was banned by the mods.

Calm down, stop calling people idiots and spamming your site.
People will look when they want to.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:44, archived)
# always the way with these mongs
if you aren't impressed by their self importance it means you are stupid

or something...

meh

guess the mods will mod him :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:47, archived)
# you are truths ^
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:48, archived)
# yes I am
I guess I should start spamming my self indulgence and obvious greatness to the masses

etc...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:51, archived)
# SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG MERM SCHMERG!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Make more sense little pzykozomatik!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:05, archived)
# From urbandictionary.com
Merm

v., to involuntarily defecate while receiving anilingus
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:06, archived)
# also a manperm
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:07, archived)
# AGH!
How dare you merm in my merm?!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:15, archived)
# FISTING OF THE NORTH STAR 100 DOUBLE MERM!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:17, archived)
# So CTRL&V works then.
Still won't make me click it.

Oh - your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:44, archived)
# did you get your microphone back?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:45, archived)
# MORrisANS?
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:42, archived)
# I have,
it appears to be conservative right-wing imperialist self-importance...

with a dash of pseudo-religious philosophy...

trying and failing to combine itself with naive social revolution.

Some occasionally sound understanding of the world's problems (although saying sexual promiscuity brought down the Roman empire is hilariously short-sighted), old-fashioned or ridiculous ideas for solving them.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:45, archived)
# I see
So you haven't read the articles on why conservatism and imperialism is bad? Self important just seems to be an inane insult so I'll ignore that.

Parts of it are right wing, parts are left wing etc etc
(who cares asdfsd, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:47, archived)
# And all of it viscious pseudo-nazi bullshit
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:48, archived)
# I saw the 'conservatism is bad' article
pity the actual ideas it then goes on to discuss are all conservative.

And self-importance means you consider yourself more important than others - proved by your trolling and your Practical Darwinist ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Like I said.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:35, archived)
# :D
Ha!

Congrats on posting the most blinkered sack of wankness I think I've read
since your last post
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:36, archived)
# LOL
WHAT IF COMPUITER MESSAGES WERE REAL!
(who cares asdfsd, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:40, archived)
# now I could point the finger of hypocrisy
but I won't
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:41, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:41, archived)
# They are
you idiot.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:41, archived)
# As opposed to
ethereal?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Montreal?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Too gay for the internets!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:48, archived)
# HA!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:47, archived)
# JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING CHINESE RADIO!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:47, archived)
# I CAN'T
I'M LISTENING TO RADIO 4 ON IT

OMG THERE ARE POOR PEOPLE MAKING CLOTHES OUT OF OLD BASKETS I WILL FEEL SAD FOR THEM WHILE EATING CROISSANTS

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:53, archived)
# OMG I SEE WHAT YOU SEE!
They're making well known branded trainers out of old Monks' scalps! Sweet lordy Jesus on a beanbag!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)
# IF ONLY THESE SHOES WERE FAIRTRADE
THUS ENSURING "FAIRNESS" LOL

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:59, archived)
# LOL
FAIRNESS LIKE THE PROVERBIAL EGG ON A TRAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:06, archived)
# THE CHICKENS AGREE WITH IT'S FAIRNESS BY DEFAULT OF NO COMPLAINT
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:08, archived)
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corrupt.org
(who cares asdfsd, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Only one of those links works
Now can I have my radio and Nikes?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:44, archived)
# :D

dejavu...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
God I love those :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:46, archived)
# LOL
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:32, archived)
# hahahahahah
yes, because you're making valid political statements and changing the world by posting stuff on B3ta like the rest of us
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha
yes, standard turnaround internet argument! imply some sort of hypocrisy!
(who cares asdfsd, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:36, archived)
# hahahaha
yes, his mum.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:37, archived)
# nope, not turning anything around
just suggesting that this place where people talk nonsense and post doodles isn't the place to try and change minds.

Other than making people think you are an irritation due to trolling. Which stops people listening to anything valid you may actually have to say.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:36, archived)
# why not
are you all idiots?
(who cares asdfsd, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:40, archived)
# i am :D
*licks windows*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:41, archived)
# no, just don't listen to trolls
look chap, if you've got a serious point you want to make, you may want to rethink your spiel
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Everyone on here is an idiot
Especially you
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:49, archived)
# hahahahahahha
does he know, or is this some revenge plot we've stumbled across?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:31, archived)
# frying pan, colander, tray...
(who cares asdfsd, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Only use
the colander if solid.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# my colander is solid
but it's FULL of fucking holes!

so I took it back to the shop to complain, but they laughed!

ha, so I shot them

bastards
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:49, archived)
# I wholeheartedly endorse
this post as I laughed like a loon.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:53, archived)
# hehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:53, archived)
# black
(isketch anyone? b3ta room)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Crikey!
Don't mention black when whocares is online.
He'll go off on one again...
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:32, archived)
# does he have issues with the level of melanin in folks skin?
what an odd individual
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Well a lot of air came out when I pooed
and it smelt of waste.

Is that what you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)
# I require to take a turd
but it is still in the brewing process, I shall wait until I have finished my smoke and cup of tea then read my Bizarre mag on the bog
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Ah - smokes and tea
That'll shift it no problem
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:26, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:36, archived)
# That's unhealthy
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:35, archived)