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# Fluffy teim.
They love you. Oh, they do.

(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Mofaha?
That's nice

What are they looking at?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# someone masturbating?
like ceiling cat
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)
# i don't have a ceiling cat
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Go out and buy one this instant young man!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)
# no, i mean,
my ceiling is just brick and support beams

/250 years old

(no room for him - he needs space to stretch out)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:56, archived)
# get him some ninja climbing gear
problem solved
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)
# theres no point
i'm not even home for the next 3 days - out camping

maybe i'll put him in my bag and let him roam the campsite
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Ta
Probably a squirrel. With tits.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# sorry
I realise how shit a word "nice" is.

Dirty perve pusses!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# When I was in year four
if you said 'nice' you got lines. 'I will not use the word nice when there are far better alternatives' 100 times.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# what a wonderful expression!
edit: recovered it

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:51, archived)
# bbc sport?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Come on, Tim!
Oh, wait.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Niiice
Who's a pretty boy then!?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)
# He's got Dot Cotton's teeth!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)
# this makes me wet
and not in the aroused sense
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)
# nah
I took it as a compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)
# interesting bookends
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# They do that all the time.
They're like those creepy twins from The Shining.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# KILL THEM WITH STICKS!
or give them kippers, depending on your mood
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)
# arh..
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)
# hahahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Now I *am* afraid.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)
# you're one of them!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Yes
The one on the left. I clearly can't keep anything from the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)
# this makes me wet myself
in the bad way
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)
# There's a bad way?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)
# yes
but the less said the better, I need a towel
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Well at least I don't have to remove offending articles this time
and then hold you under the shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:55, archived)
# I still can't walk straight
but it was a fun night
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:56, archived)
# You can't walk straight
because of your rickets, and that growth on the side of your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:57, archived)
# you mean my ears?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:00, archived)
# THOSE ARE EARS?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:02, archived)
# *hides with hands*
*runs away in tears*
I HATE YOU ALL!
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(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Er....I thought they were sex flaps!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:06, archived)
# just because you can use them to stop yourself falling off
doesn't mean you can call them that!
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(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:08, archived)
# I think they're nice
Sort of sad and droopy, like a basset hound. Awww.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:11, archived)
# /mop
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)
# whatever happened to mofohaha?
this is great
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)
# I've been wondering that myself
I enjoy the mofahas.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:54, archived)
# fluff?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)
# FLUFFAH
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)
# aww poor we cross eyed dog
he wonders why his toy taste like cat food
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:55, archived)
# fluffah tiem yes. but no slugs please.


EDIT: Apologies to FOOF for the blatant copying of eye technique...
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:56, archived)
# But he's rather marvellous
!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:57, archived)
# why thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Fluffeh!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:56, archived)