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# what's the ringtone like?
the noise of flashguns going off, followed by wheel screech, followed by a crashing noise & finally a heart monitor flatlining?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# p-tun p-tun p-tun SCREEEEEECH CRUNCH! BIP BIP BIP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# It's the sound of decommisioned landmines.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# or a thousand people shouting "QUEEN OF FUCKING HEARTS"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Elton John wanking his arse with a candle
whilst wanking his cock with all the money he's made from singing about the dead, whilst simultaneously singing about the dead.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# yeah, I love the extra's on the rocketman dvd too
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# That one's a corker!
;)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# no, the sound of heavily mascara'd eyelashes fluttering in sympathy at landmine amputee victims
edit: damn
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# the sound of Will Carling
getting his end away
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# It's
the sound of a woman who just won't die.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# zombie princess!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Paparazzi
bukkake.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)