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# Easy listening
bestofsatan
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# I can overlook the slight seams and say that this is a very funny picture
*seal of honour*
Also, WOO YAY!
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Very good.
Also, TJ:

Godparents?
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# this sounds like one of those logic problems!
my brain is already on an off day
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)
# No,
I am asking a genuine question.

If you don't care, let's see your ctrl+v
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)
# I can't decide
do you have any transgender friends?
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# I do,
but they are not really close enough friends.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Have 4 Godparents
the presents will be way better from *that* couple :)
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Indeed.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Yeah but you can't really look at it like that
if you want all 4, have all 4 - then everyone's happy and your daughter will be inundated with toasters at her wedding. Hurrah.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Aye, that's probably best.
The two men and woman would be my choice, but I had a bloody daughter, not a son.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# You know, some scientists say there's still time for an abortion until fifteen years after conception
/cuntmode
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
# God parents should idealy be relatives.
Why would it be inappropriate to go with what you originally said anyway, there aren't exactly any rules, its just who looks after you kids if you and the missus suddenly die isnt it?
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Actually, the church suggests, very reasonably, that godparents, wherever possible, should not be relatives.
The rules are that there be one of each gender (the parents can be the godparents if there are no others) but that there should be 2 of the same gender and one of the other.
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# if the first male friend was gay, it would make it less inappropriate
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
# I think you need three ladyboys to be sure
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Find some godparents on ebay
/doesn't know any of this stuff
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)
# nicely done
(, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)