
although it looks like a ciggy box govt warning.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:24,
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if they're so bloody inept that all they manage to do is set themselves on fire.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:26,
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This is the closest a terrorist attack has been to where I live though.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:27,
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as people this sort of stuff doesnt really scare us that much. I would be more likely to convert to shariah law if they sat down and wrote me a nice letter, as opposed to just saying- do it or we might set ourselves on fire in your general vicinity.
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:30,
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men are more likely to crash cars than women.
(I'm not a feminist, I would *never* wear doc martins AND I wear a bra at most times)
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:27,
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(I'm not a feminist, I would *never* wear doc martins AND I wear a bra at most times)

let's not get into that old chestnut, dear.
Get on with the ironing.
*pinches bum*
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Sun 1 Jul 2007, 19:27,
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Get on with the ironing.
*pinches bum*

And me with all these kids to raise/whining to do/boasting how I can multitask/complaining about lack of foreplay!
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