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# sorry yes
purely because of a spelling mistake**

*background to this point in time,

Wolf worked for a vere boring intelligence consultancy.
He did nothing all day.. then regularly drank too much at lunchtime.
Today he drank 5 Fosters, a small red wine, a JD and coke then went back to work.

The resulting posts were shameful
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# You drink that much in the middle of the day?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# not everyday
otherwise that would be alcoholism...
And anyway Fosters doesn't count.... it's electric lemonade.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Stopped paying attention during a high-octane game of dodgeball?
Happens to me too, friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I was distracted by the sammich I'm about to make
Egg, bacon and sausage. With a cuppa. Yum!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# damn you!
i'm on a diet!

*sobs hungrily*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Dear Wolf.
DEAR WOLF, HERE AT B3TAENLARGEYOURPENISCORP WE'VE MADE AN AMAAAAAAAAAAAZING NEW PRODUCT.

IT'S CALLED THE FUCKING EDIT BUTTON YOU COCKWEASEL.

MUCH LOVE

PRINCESS DIANA
XXX
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# I am aware of this
But I couldn't be bothered......
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Sieg Heil
cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I think you'll find the correct word is
Fotze

And yes I am.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# You're ALIVE!!!?
Quick someone tell the princes to cancel their concert they had yester.... oh wait
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# she faked her death so she could pursue her dream of running a genital enlargement company
The queen would have never approved if she knew
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# it all makes sense now
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)