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# hMM
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# My
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# my what can the mater be.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# hah
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# ;P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Bloody ninjas.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# oi!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Your a NinjaBadger
thats different
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Three old ladies got stuck in the lavatory....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# they've been there
from monday till saturday...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# nobody knew they were there
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Nobody knew they were there.....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# i think
there's an echo in here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *pisses on The Cap'n's mind whilst locked in the lavatory with her*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Dirty fiend!
My mum'll not approve, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Mine just died
It's like I have no conscience whatsoever anymore!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Oh...whoops.
I'm really sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# heh it's OK
I am past the getting randomly upset when people mention mums bit now and am on to the 'oh my god why is legal stuff all so complicated and time consuming and when can I have my money' phase now.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# *sends a big hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# heh thass so sweet
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# *hugs*
i think you need it more than anyone today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Aw thankees
It's Ok, it was a couple of weeks ago now, it's why I've not been online much, but I am suitably reconciled now.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# *feels*
this is the exact reason I missed the London bash

er, my mum, not yours...obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# *mutual bereavement type hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# heh
my sister decided to document the ins and outs of it on her blog

it was a bit too maudlin for me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# To be honest I'd rather just not talk about it.
It just makes people uncomfortable and I'm actually not terribly upset by the whole thing really ... I mean I'm not exactly happy, but it was for the best in a lot of ways and all that, but I just hate it when people go all 'I don't know what to say' and don't feel they can be happy or crack jokes and stuff ... cos I know it's a dreadful chiché but it does kind of make you realise that we're here for a good time not a long time etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# yer
this is pretty much my take on it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# my best friend
was killed 5 years ago, i still think about her every day. i'm a bit of a girly wimp, really.
still shagged our other mate's brother after the funeral, though! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Oh I'm sorry :/
It is different and worse when it is someone younger :(

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# it's ok,
i only ever think about her in terms of the fun times we had. she'd be laughing her arse off at all this!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# damn, 3. 15 already?
time for the after school babysitting. i'm such a good sister...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# mindpiss
in a public toilet? eeeewww nasty! i bet there's no bog roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Goodness
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# OH LORDY
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Wait, What?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Did you delete that?
Cos I'd put on my nurse's outfit and everything
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# and I had my dick in my hand over the imagery :(
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# sorry yes
purely because of a spelling mistake**

*background to this point in time,

Wolf worked for a vere boring intelligence consultancy.
He did nothing all day.. then regularly drank too much at lunchtime.
Today he drank 5 Fosters, a small red wine, a JD and coke then went back to work.

The resulting posts were shameful
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# You drink that much in the middle of the day?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# not everyday
otherwise that would be alcoholism...
And anyway Fosters doesn't count.... it's electric lemonade.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Stopped paying attention during a high-octane game of dodgeball?
Happens to me too, friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I was distracted by the sammich I'm about to make
Egg, bacon and sausage. With a cuppa. Yum!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# damn you!
i'm on a diet!

*sobs hungrily*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Dear Wolf.
DEAR WOLF, HERE AT B3TAENLARGEYOURPENISCORP WE'VE MADE AN AMAAAAAAAAAAAZING NEW PRODUCT.

IT'S CALLED THE FUCKING EDIT BUTTON YOU COCKWEASEL.

MUCH LOVE

PRINCESS DIANA
XXX
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# I am aware of this
But I couldn't be bothered......
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Sieg Heil
cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I think you'll find the correct word is
Fotze

And yes I am.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# You're ALIVE!!!?
Quick someone tell the princes to cancel their concert they had yester.... oh wait
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# she faked her death so she could pursue her dream of running a genital enlargement company
The queen would have never approved if she knew
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# it all makes sense now
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# yikes
'politicians' with weapons, #2 in a series of probably 2


(unshopped)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# That looks strangely menacing.
Like he's trying to say

"Know what I'm saying?"
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# I bet he's a real ghetto warrior.
Killin' crips with his homies
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# word.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I read that as crisps
Which amused me
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# I killed some crisps earlier.
Yum yum yum, my monthly packet of the crack-enhanced godliness that is quavers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Golum
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# 'What up my ho, tug my ear flaps or I shall pop a cap in your bottom'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# What a nice pair of ...................
Walther P38's
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# this needs animating
but it would take me all day
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Jings!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# poor spaceage
is very swamped with boring work right now :(
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# i'm going tot have to pearoast my pearoast now.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# no mine
*licks*
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)