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# It's ok, it wasn't too hot
it's a surprisingly pleasant feeling

Now what the hell is this bit of a stapler for??

(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)
# reproduction
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:16, archived)
# If this was 15 to 1 I'd have just turned off one of your lights...
you realise that? do you?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# I have proofs!
wee baby tweezers

/lights out
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# You mean
This isn't 15 to 1?

That Billy G Stewart lead me up a blind alley.

*sobs*

Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)
# did he touch you?
if he touched you you should tell an adult...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:33, archived)
# Oh he touched me
In ways you can't imagine.

Whimsical trivia ways, mainly. Can you imagine that?

If so, very much in that manner.

Adults duly notified.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:40, archived)
# ataching to magnet things?
Nail file?
extra strength for the plastic?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:16, archived)
# springy bit
for that other type of staple that noone uses
(I helped save b3ta! Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)
# It's not springy though
and what sort of staple is this? I want more enigmatic staples
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# you turn the little metal plate
and the staple spreads outside instead of inside

/robot porn blog
(I helped save b3ta! Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:21, archived)
# ahhh... i getcha
nope, it's not that... this is just a little metal plate that's not apparently serving a purpose
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:23, archived)
# Maybe that's what it is
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:28, archived)
# ahh
or if removed, could be a handy prison shank
(I helped save b3ta! Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)
# This is how science progresses!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)
# Nature!
Red in tooth and shank!
(morner, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:33, archived)
# Take it off and see what happens?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:21, archived)
# I have done
nothing happens
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:21, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!
It could cause a rip in the space time continum
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)
# well appart from this obviosuly
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:25, archived)
# It is there
so that if you try to steal a stapler from the shop, an alarm goes off.

Do not try to remove it, otherwise you will get dye everywhere.
(morner, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:34, archived)
# that might explain the coffee
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:35, archived)
# as your stapler is plastic
I'm going to guess that said piece of metal is for reinforcement purposes so it lasts a while.
I've got a cheap placcy stapler without even that metal bit. it's got kind of moulded-in cross-bracing instead. poor-man's version (Staples own-brand Stapler. it seemed appropriate somehow)
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:53, archived)
# I believe you have my stapler
That's the last straw......I..I..I burn down the building...I'll do it..
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 3:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 3:06, archived)