and he would
drink coffee by the pint
HE'S CRAZY IN THE HEAD!
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The Neville What what what,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:00,
archived)
Gosh.
It would be confusing to have a conversation with him. He'd jabber on about crazy concepts such as football and who was on X Tractors and such things. Crazy mad rants. He'd end up in an institution where hairy ladies would bleet at him.
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wheelybird mreee!,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:04,
archived)
I would watch
X Tractors
A farmer who is coincidentally called "Simon Cowell" would stand and marvel at a range of tractors occasionally
going "Arr, she's a beaut" and muttering to his wife about what's for dinner.
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The Neville What what what,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:08,
archived)
*commissions*
*does near-subliminal between advert teasers*
*airs at 8pm on a Firday on Channels 4*
*profit*
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wheelybird mreee!,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:10,
archived)