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# E.T. You're So Big !
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# not safe for the home
wats dat?
(waxdart hello., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# I can't think of anything to say about this
well, I can, but I won't
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# oh
go on
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Nah, I shouldn't really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Do it now! :)
if i build it up any more it'll be a big fucking let down when you give in!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Really, I can't think of anything

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)
# yep
let down

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 23:38, archived)
# er?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Looks like..
A young 'Barbara' from the 'Royle Family'.
(I helped save b3ta! philiphunter is liable to flooding, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)
# there is something wrong with this picture
and something seriously wrong with this ladys mind
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Hmmm.
Who is that? Not ET, the other one. It looks like whatshername from ER.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Okay - i get this!
I you get jiggy with ET then the gestation period is approximately 0.5 seconds - allowing the obviously willing female to "thunk" out approximately 24 offspring before copulation reaches it's climax.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 23:36, archived)
# that's his finger actually luv.
but it glows in the dark.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)
# I HAVE
not a chuffin' clue what this is supposed to be :-(
(I helped save b3ta! pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)
# DEJA VU YOU ARE SO DEJA VU!
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)