I've just found a small slice of lime in my bed
i'm not entirely sure but i think someone has mistaken my bed for a gin and tonic
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Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:13,
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can i drink
your bed? i would like a jim and tommic bed.
mmm. jimmy tommy bed!
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Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:15,
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mmm. jimmy tommy bed!
have you
been entertaining guests tonight?
have the guests been instructed to bring their own limes to the entertainment because there may well be a limited supply of aforementioned limes?
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Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:16,
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have the guests been instructed to bring their own limes to the entertainment because there may well be a limited supply of aforementioned limes?
curiously I've just found two more mysterious slices of lime in my room
I'm not sure what the explanation is
I've certainly not been entertaining guests in my bed tonight, my girlfriend gets very tetchy about that sort of thing
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Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:23,
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I've certainly not been entertaining guests in my bed tonight, my girlfriend gets very tetchy about that sort of thing
They could be marnite guests
Guests made from marmite
Maybe the limes have been breeding, breeding like rabbits made of lime.
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Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:25,
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Maybe the limes have been breeding, breeding like rabbits made of lime.
I wouldn't tolerate marmite guests in my room
my theory is that I have some sort of lime obsessed poultergeist, perhaps endeavouring to subvert my citrus allegence
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Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:28,
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i did some research and it turns out you have limes disease
"limes are usually found in places such as forests and beds, so the infection is most likely to be caught in these areas. However, they can also be found in some parks. Limes are very small (about the size of a small lemon) and can easily be overlooked. Late spring, early summer and autumn are the most likely times for infection, as these are the peak times of the year for lime feeding."
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Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:37,
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according to nhs direct..
"A lime bite usually looks like a lump with a small scab on the skin surface at the site of the bite. Most people with Lime disease then develop a reddish bum rash in a ring shape, and this may be the only sign of infection."
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Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:42,
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