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# the latest crze in reality t.v!
house hunters most haunted!don't be cruel, i'm just bored and tired ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 3:54, archived)
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I am scared of your ghost


but I like it.

I'm tired and vey drunks


 
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:10, archived)
# would you chase him
for a scooby snack?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:12, archived)
# I've just found a small slice of lime in my bed
i'm not entirely sure but i think someone has mistaken my bed for a gin and tonic
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:13, archived)
# can i drink
your bed? i would like a jim and tommic bed.

mmm. jimmy tommy bed!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:15, archived)
# have you
been entertaining guests tonight?

have the guests been instructed to bring their own limes to the entertainment because there may well be a limited supply of aforementioned limes?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:16, archived)
# curiously I've just found two more mysterious slices of lime in my room
I'm not sure what the explanation is

I've certainly not been entertaining guests in my bed tonight, my girlfriend gets very tetchy about that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:23, archived)
# They could be marnite guests
Guests made from marmite

Maybe the limes have been breeding, breeding like rabbits made of lime.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:25, archived)
# I wouldn't tolerate marmite guests in my room
my theory is that I have some sort of lime obsessed poultergeist, perhaps endeavouring to subvert my citrus allegence
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:28, archived)
# ghosts
get everywhere these days
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:31, archived)
# LIES
they refuse to go to dorset for religious reasons
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:32, archived)
# i did some research and it turns out you have limes disease
"limes are usually found in places such as forests and beds, so the infection is most likely to be caught in these areas. However, they can also be found in some parks. Limes are very small (about the size of a small lemon) and can easily be overlooked. Late spring, early summer and autumn are the most likely times for infection, as these are the peak times of the year for lime feeding."
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:37, archived)
# EGAD!!
symptoms?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:38, archived)
# according to nhs direct..
"A lime bite usually looks like a lump with a small scab on the skin surface at the site of the bite. Most people with Lime disease then develop a reddish bum rash in a ring shape, and this may be the only sign of infection."
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:42, archived)
# or maybe they were instructed to mix the lime with the coconut
this can only mean lemony sleeps in a coconut.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:23, archived)
# or a lime
shaped like a coconut. HE DOES!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:26, archived)
#
in with
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:35, archived)
# *imagines a lemon flavoured bounty*
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:40, archived)
# don't be silly
lime is for tequila
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:21, archived)
# not as scary as this man
www.bcm-law.com/Bio/MichaelBrandow.asp?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:15, archived)
# hahaha
jesus christ, connor, how do you expect me to sleep after seeing that, eh?

HE'S GOING TO BE HAUNTING MY FUCKING DREAMS!
*hides from his staring eyes*

JESUS CHRIST, MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:17, archived)
# but he is your dream lawyer. the lawyer of your dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:21, archived)
# OCULAR SPACE VAGINA.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:22, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:25, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST!
Are you trying to kill me, man?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:26, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:29, archived)
# that
is one seriously freaky lawyer! i'd definitely hire him, the jury would be too scared of him to find me guilty! especially if i told them he'd come to their houses at night if i went to prison...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:28, archived)
# I AM YOUR
HOUSES IN PRISON!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:30, archived)
# you're drunk,
aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
yes
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHdrunkdrunnkdrunk as a skunk
andimgoingtobedsoyoudontneedtoworry
aboutanymoreofmyshenanigans
*goestobed*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:32, archived)
# It's beautiful... I've just been looking at it on and off for the last two days and giggling
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:29, archived)
# I'm too scared
I have to go to bed

GOODNIGHT, WONDERFUL LEMON CREATURE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:30, archived)
# i'm going to bed
just me and my ghosty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:32, archived)
# YES, LEMONS! LEMONS!
i haven't been dabbling with limes

FARE THEE WELL NEVILLE!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:34, archived)
# OLD LOST BOARD BANDWAGON.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:18, archived)
# bandwagons are never lost!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 4:36, archived)
# ahahahahahaha!
that's the best thing I've ever seen!

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 5:08, archived)
# this is very nice.
have a tired and should have been in bed ages ago WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 5:04, archived)