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# The future of stationery.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Which
end do the wood shavings exit?

Woo
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Out his head arse
Or "hearse".
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# of course
silly me :D
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# cool
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Fecking hell
Top shop, those skintones = impossible.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# The trick is to realise there is no such thing as a skin tone
And that theres a lot of green and blue under there (depending on the surroundings of course).
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# *adds green*
*rots*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# the trick is
to skin 100000 midgets and to scan it, then use the colour dropper thingymabob, hey presto
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# That's how I do it
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Ooo that's lully!
Arse I'm just about to sack my cleaner. I hate sacking people!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Is it their fault or yours?

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Their's I kept getting complaints and the last online review I got said
'Place is really lacking in the cleanliness department'.

It got us a rating of 53%, the lowest I've ever had.
I cost us the to 20 spot for London backpackers too!

She just wasn't doing the job. Our last cleaner had been doing it for about 10 months and was brilliant. Sadly she moved back to Italy though.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# oh well
Have fun with that. Try sucking in your teeth and telling them that you think you should both clean other people.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# HAHAHA
Naaa she's gone now. Got a new one starting tomorrow.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)