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# I'm Jake the Peg diddle iddle iddle um
With my extra ******** diddle iddle um
And also I got popular when came the time for *******
They used to roll my trousers up and use me for the ********
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# that Rolf Harris
is a dirty bugger.


(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# no jukebox?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I forgot :(
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# hahahaha, I had NO idea that existed
and now that I know it does, I realise there is no hope for the future of mankind
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# I stepped on his ****** as he ran past
we stopped, faced each other, and long story short we have the same sized ******

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Rudolf the red ******** reindeer
Had a very shiny ******
And if you ever ****** it
You could even say it glows!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# This board
should have ISIHAC rounds EVERY day!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# ISIHAC rules!
Who's your favourite temporary panellist?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Difficult one
Unfortunately she's dead but I'd have to say Linda Smith.

Or Jeremy Hardy if dead people aren't allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Stephen Fry ftw
My favourite of his? 'Countryside - to kill Piers Morgan'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# JEREMY HARDY
If he weren't married and manwife were dead....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# that bloke
is as funny as fuck. I've been to see recordings of Jeremy Hardy Speaks To The Nation a couple of times. Hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# I get to see him in ISIHAC in September!
*gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Yaaayy!
Are they doing another series in September? Dammit! I've been let down by their mailing list again!

Grrrr!

Oh well. I shall continue with my plan to try to hassle their producer into letting me write a line or two of Humph's script.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# They're doing a tour that won't go on radio
I'm not sure I can maintain this level of glee till September!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I've been doing Samantha jokes all weekend
ISIHAC is da bomb
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Could somebody please explain what ISIHAC is?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# "I Sing, I Have Arse Cancer"?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Probably the best Radio 4* comedy ever.
www.isihac.co.uk/


* and therefore best anything comedy ever
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# I think we have had this conversation before
I think gronkpan said he never listened to the radio
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# I think you might be right, given that I don't listen to the radio.
Then again, I'm in the wrong country to pick up on those shows so it wouldn't really matter.

Let's just get back to Mick Hucknall.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Radio 7 is your friend
BBC7 for an hilarious half an hour
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# I'll give it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Good man
the listen again on the Radio 4 website will help too.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# It's not bad for 1955, I might have to check out something more recent though.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
it is a long running radio 4 comedy programme which bills itself as 'the antidote to panel games' and is genuinely fucking hilarious, and incredibly risqué for lunch times on radio 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# And even more so
35 or so years ago when it started.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# It'll be ***** this christmas,
****** and cold
It'll be ****** this christmas
without you to *******
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)