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# Not necessarily
Being John Malkovich was ace.

Huckabees just wanted to be as good but it wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# True dat
it was fab

and I'm all for a bit of existentialism

but as a general rule when applied to films the word tends to translate as 'up its own arse' I find
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# MALKOVICH
I love that film so much- it gave me lasting respect for Cameron Diaz.

And then she went and offended the.......Koreans? Taiwanese? One of them lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# WHAT?!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# You're suprised.
I do something/say something stupid and you're suprised.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# 'And then she went and offended the.......Koreans? Taiwanese? One of them lot.'
?????
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# She wore a bag with a maoist slogan on
And upset the.....the....not chinese.

Hang on.

EDIT- Peru.

why do they care, exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# i used to have a watch with mao on it
no peruvians ever complained as far as i know
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# See, they're just picking on her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# China and Peru
being such close neighbours have a long and bloody history.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# They're not close neighbours!
Hang on.



Isn't Peru in South America?


I feel so stupid right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Nepal?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Antarctica?
The Moon?

Rigel-7?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# That's near India. (I think. Who knows? fucking hell.)
Oh my god, I'm going to a cigarette before my brain falls out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# you'd have thought so
but Peru had a problem with Maoist inspired terrorists committing genocide. You can see why they might be a bit tetchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Peruvians
I think it was
had something to do with the Shining Path terrorists

and Malkovich is an ace film, indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Who, what, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# You can tell who's who by
the shape of thier hats yo know
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# She insulted the Peruvians
by carrying a bag around Machu Picchu, depicting Mao, or some other communist leader, who reminded the Peruvians of the Shininh Path, who abducted and murdered thousands of people in the country.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# I thought Being John Malkovich
was appalling. Huckabees was bad, but not as pretentious (though that's not really saying much!)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)