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# Knock Knock
Who's There
Grant Mitchell
No it's not, you're a ficticious character. You can't be at my door. You're really either a murderer or a rapist. Please go away.
Oh, ok then
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 23:19, archived)
# fucking hell
I'm in tears
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# *offers a biscuit*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# sounds like some kind of game
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# SkUG's surplus biscuits
opened and forgotten about, 12000 packets, at a 1 off special price of 99p per 100 packets, thats right! only 1.99! yes you heard it right £2.50 a packet! get em whilst stocks last!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# YOU SICK BASTARD!
You offend KwikSave!!!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# LIDLILIDILE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# *hears angelic singing at the mention of Lidl*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)
# *does too*
*buys a lasagne the size of his head for 98p*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)
# crikey!
how big is your head?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 23:29, archived)
# well if you flattened it to the thinness of on e of their lasagnes
abou tthe size of one of their lasgnes
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)
# that's jolly large
it could feed a family, or one particularly hungry bastard in one sitting

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)
# I'm a hungry bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)
# me too
this week: lidl
reason: lasagne

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 23:38, archived)
# You should do cracker jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 23:29, archived)
# haha
that'd make the news

a generation of children would be warped at eczemas :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)