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# built a bridge.
Apparently a very nice bridge. Ooooh, look at that bridge, granddads say. Especially my ones.

Let's look at this bridge in the rain for an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Not just a bloody bridge
he made fucking loads of things.

The Great Western Railway was designed and built by him, and he pioneered the use of the larger gauge rails which remain in use today.

Then there were the Great Western, Great Eastern and the SS Great Britain, don't forget them.

And loads of other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# did he invent angel delight?
did he?
no, did he fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# you dropped this "?"
and yes, I believe he was something of a bedroom adventurer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# No
but then Angel Delight is fairly small in the grand scale of things.

Except butterscotch flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# No wonder my granddads are obsessed with him then
my great granddad was a train driver.

I'm sorry, but I am allowed to find it all really, really boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# No, you're not.
Here's a top hat, here's a cigar, now go and design a fucking ship.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I don't want to design one, I've got one and it's lovely, ta.
I'll keep the top hat though, I haven't owned one of these in years.

You design one if it's so bloody awesome. GO ON.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# he built other stuff too
but more importantly he had an ace hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)