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# Pun goggles on people!
Exits are here . . . here and here



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# i don't get it
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Sarcasm?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# sadly no
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Isambard Kingdom Brunel
One of the best engineers EVER. Smoked about 40 cigars a day and only slept about 2 hours a night.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# never heard of him
everybody knows all the best engineers are SCOTTISH!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Like the Stephenson who built the Bell Rock lighthouse?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
#
i'd like to meet Stevenson the engineer,
i'd like to meet Faraday and buy him a beer,
and i'd love to meet the man who had the bright idea,
of Bob Wilson, Anchorman.


/HMHB
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Granddad
stop pretending to be a girl on the internet and get on with your airfix.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I watched Seven Wonders of the Industrial World
One of them was his ship, the Great Eastern. It was excellent.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Come and watch how to look good naked with me.
and the lovely Gok Wan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Not seen any of those
No programme could make me look good naked
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Course it can!
Bet you do anyway.

I'm a big chubpot, and I bet I don't look that bad naked. Just a bit widescreen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I'm fat, hairy and have dull but ugly scars
and I look good naked*






*compared to steve chegwin
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# It's all about confidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# *confides*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# We should compare arse sizes
Bet I'd be more widescreen than you
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# me FTW anyday my dears
( )( )
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# As a scientist
I am willing to be the independent judge of such a comparison.

Please can all entrants send a photo of their arse in the following positions:

1) Stood up with a normal sheet of A4 paper held alongside (for scale) - try to keep it in the same plane as your hip sockets.

2) sat on a copy of today's daily telegraph on a hard wooden surface.

Cladding is up to the entrant, but no salopets.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I will act as the independant arbitration panel
ensuring mockingbird's ruling is fair and true.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# You forgot the glass table with a 50p coin in your crack section.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Doubtful.
Well, I don't know. I'm a size 16-18 with a massive arse and tits, and I really couldn't give a shit who knows.

I think I look pretty good, even if I am a bit tubby- makes me sexier.

*is having a good day*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# What is his full name?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# who's full name?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Isambard kingdom brunel?
(your spelling may vary)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# never heard of him
edit: googled. nope, definitley never heard of him. maybe it's cos i'm scottish
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# well,
you can't help it....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# s'ok
I do Scottish puns too . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# groan dave
that's an old joke mind.

"is that a doughnut or a meringue?"

"no sir, you're right, it is a doughnut"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# fuckin' ell!
no pleasing you Scotch is there . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# built a bridge.
Apparently a very nice bridge. Ooooh, look at that bridge, granddads say. Especially my ones.

Let's look at this bridge in the rain for an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Not just a bloody bridge
he made fucking loads of things.

The Great Western Railway was designed and built by him, and he pioneered the use of the larger gauge rails which remain in use today.

Then there were the Great Western, Great Eastern and the SS Great Britain, don't forget them.

And loads of other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# did he invent angel delight?
did he?
no, did he fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# you dropped this "?"
and yes, I believe he was something of a bedroom adventurer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# No
but then Angel Delight is fairly small in the grand scale of things.

Except butterscotch flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# No wonder my granddads are obsessed with him then
my great granddad was a train driver.

I'm sorry, but I am allowed to find it all really, really boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# No, you're not.
Here's a top hat, here's a cigar, now go and design a fucking ship.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I don't want to design one, I've got one and it's lovely, ta.
I'll keep the top hat though, I haven't owned one of these in years.

You design one if it's so bloody awesome. GO ON.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# he built other stuff too
but more importantly he had an ace hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# The man in the prison
(Look up Brunel on wiki if you haven't heard of him)
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Isambard Kingdom Brunel
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# *spangs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Bristol chappy!
Hurrah!

And excellent pun... *hops*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# *smacks forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# my eyes!

The goggles do nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha, yes
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# no, sorry . . .
sorry . . .Health and safety gone mad . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Up and at zem!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# :D
Why are all men over a certain age OBSESSED with him?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# its an engineering thing.
and the silly name.

Thomas Telford and James Brindley don't get the recognition they server.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Also tall hats FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# lo debbil
(note lack of link)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# nice Mockingbird
have a ning and a smoosh for your linklessness

'ning!

*smoosh!*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# server?
Hah, your brain's on autocomplete! Don't worry, I keep wanting to cal micto 'macro' a lot of the time. Bloody work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# cos he has a small penis?
oh sorry, that's microboy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
#
It's the age of the Micro Man,
who sees the detail but never the plan
It's the time of the tiny creep,
who pulls the levers while he falls asleep
Twenty five years of social research

It's the age of the insect man
who pushes buttons and takes back the can
It's the age of the Micro Man
who sees the detail but never the plan
Twenty five years of social research
Twenty five years of social research
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# take your tablets love
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# *takes whatever mad tablets are appropriate for listening to late 70s space rawk*
oh holy jesus, I ... can ... see ... through .... TIME ........
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# can't work that out.
i swear it said "deserve" when i clicked the button.

i try to check my posts, cos i'm dyslexic. i probably missed it as it didn't have a wiggly red line under it.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Oh I'm not taking the piss my love.
Promise I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# if you are taking the piss
i've got buckets of it round the back.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Oh for fuck's sake!!
She's crashed!

I need 10cc of punglandulin IV STAT!!!!!!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# good grief
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# *bangs head on desk*
*weeps*

*sobs quietly*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)