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# Not seen any of those
No programme could make me look good naked
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Course it can!
Bet you do anyway.

I'm a big chubpot, and I bet I don't look that bad naked. Just a bit widescreen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I'm fat, hairy and have dull but ugly scars
and I look good naked*






*compared to steve chegwin
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# It's all about confidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# *confides*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# We should compare arse sizes
Bet I'd be more widescreen than you
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# me FTW anyday my dears
( )( )
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# As a scientist
I am willing to be the independent judge of such a comparison.

Please can all entrants send a photo of their arse in the following positions:

1) Stood up with a normal sheet of A4 paper held alongside (for scale) - try to keep it in the same plane as your hip sockets.

2) sat on a copy of today's daily telegraph on a hard wooden surface.

Cladding is up to the entrant, but no salopets.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I will act as the independant arbitration panel
ensuring mockingbird's ruling is fair and true.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# You forgot the glass table with a 50p coin in your crack section.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Doubtful.
Well, I don't know. I'm a size 16-18 with a massive arse and tits, and I really couldn't give a shit who knows.

I think I look pretty good, even if I am a bit tubby- makes me sexier.

*is having a good day*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)