We should compare arse sizesBet I'd be more widescreen than you
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Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37,
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As a scientistI am willing to be the independent judge of such a comparison.
Please can all entrants send a photo of their arse in the following positions:
1) Stood up with a normal sheet of A4 paper held alongside (for scale) - try to keep it in the same plane as your hip sockets.
2) sat on a copy of today's daily telegraph on a hard wooden surface.
Cladding is up to the entrant, but no salopets.
(Please can all entrants send a photo of their arse in the following positions:
1) Stood up with a normal sheet of A4 paper held alongside (for scale) - try to keep it in the same plane as your hip sockets.
2) sat on a copy of today's daily telegraph on a hard wooden surface.
Cladding is up to the entrant, but no salopets.
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41,
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I will act as the independant arbitration panelensuring mockingbird's ruling is fair and true.
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:43,
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You forgot the glass table with a 50p coin in your crack section.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:45,
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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:54,
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Doubtful.Well, I don't know. I'm a size 16-18 with a massive arse and tits, and I really couldn't give a shit who knows.
I think I look pretty good, even if I am a bit tubby- makes me sexier.
*is having a good day*
(I think I look pretty good, even if I am a bit tubby- makes me sexier.
*is having a good day*
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39,
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