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# I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE!
I don't quite know why, but I love that man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# he's part double glazing salesman, part circus ring leader
or is it ring master?

what are they called?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Part Bill Bailey
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Part Troll?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Last night I dreamed I was mates with Bill Bailey
and I'd never made the connection, until one day we were at a bus stop and he kept getting hassled for autographs

/minutiae of my brainwrongs blog
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# if you were
I'd have begged you to get me a meeting with Dylan Moran by now.

Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# that's a nice dream.
I dreamed I was playing Fable all night.

felt really crap this morning. I may as well have actually stayed up all night playing Fable. Damnit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# He scares me
So very very much. Why would him shouting at me while pushing windows over make me want to buy one?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# TRUST ME, IT'S FREE FITTIN'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Very much this!
He gives me more shitting fear than Linda fecking Barker! *shudders*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)