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# Don't touch that squirrel's nuts!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# *snatches hand back*
damn!
can anyone sew this back on?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# *wood glues*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# *eats glue*
mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Son, if you keep eating that glue your hand will fall off and you'll lose it...
Also, you'll get constipated, and you might split.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# awwwwww
*kicks at floor*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# that reminds me,
how was your salmon last night?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Salmon?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# *gets out sewing machine*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Depends
Do you think I can machine it? My hand stitching tends to go in very wiggly lines. Which I'm sure is nothing to do with watching the telly instead of what I'm doing...

Ouch! *reaches for Quick-Unpick*
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)