Reminds me of a top moneymaking scheme1) Invest in a premium rate line, and a beat up old van.
2) But the phone number on a "hows my driving?" sticker, and attach it to said van.
3) Drive van around like a complete nutcase.
(2) But the phone number on a "hows my driving?" sticker, and attach it to said van.
3) Drive van around like a complete nutcase.
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Wed 1 May 2002, 12:06,
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Yes.And you could keep them on the line a long time by recording a message like:
"Hello, welcome to the 'hows my driving' hotline. This line is so that we can keep track of our drivers, and make sure they drive considerately [blah blah blah ... ] Please say the registration number of the van, slowly"
...
"Please repeat the registration number"
...
"Please state where you saw the van, and when"
...
etc. etc.
("Hello, welcome to the 'hows my driving' hotline. This line is so that we can keep track of our drivers, and make sure they drive considerately [blah blah blah ... ] Please say the registration number of the van, slowly"
...
"Please repeat the registration number"
...
"Please state where you saw the van, and when"
...
etc. etc.
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Wed 1 May 2002, 12:16,
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that'sENORMOUSLY cunning...
you're a bad man though.
(you're a bad man though.
Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 1 May 2002, 12:21,
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blimeyooh you should work for livehelper
that'll save my mobile phone bill anyway
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thinking about it i could have rung on the work phone...doh!
(that'll save my mobile phone bill anyway
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thinking about it i could have rung on the work phone...doh!
aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa,
Wed 1 May 2002, 12:09,
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