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# Nawty Jack!
... but then, who doesn't like being squirted with cream?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# yeah..
" cream "
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# people who are lactose intollerant?
... the wicked witch of the west?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Patrick Moore?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
You're ace, and I like you lots.

*hugs*
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# ;-) Thank you!
*hugs* Oh, everyone's giving me compliments today, it's lovely.

Micto, any words of disencouragement? 'You fat bloody northern bitch, I hope you die in a combine harvester' or something of that ilk? Go on, be mean to me. You know I love it.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Noooooo
you'd ruin the crop.

couldn't you dien in another way?

or better still not at all.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# You really care!
*about your croppity-crops.


I always wanted to die whilst having an orgasm. Like, be decapitated or something.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# i'll see what i can do.

but i'm not promising an orgasm as i'm rubbish in bed.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Have you tried not being in bed?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# this is a good point.

i'm a bit of a whizz in the kitchen, i'll give it a go there.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Arf.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Ask micto nicely, he might sort you out.
He's got a killing knife, you know...

O_o I hope he says no...
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# He'd perobably say no, just to be spiteful ;-)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)
# I hope so =)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Lactose intolerent peeps!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)