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# Cream.

Kat LOVES cream.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# erase the tail!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# and the ears?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# give her a human nose!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# basically,
cancel the fluff, draw more laydeeees!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# in lewd poses
possibly kissing each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# in mud.
or nutella.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)
# pizza?
edit : omfg your name is pizza
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Dirty, dirty hamster man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Leave that open
And I'll find something to stick in it. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# crikey!
*runs


...with mouth still open*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# *lobs saveloys*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Mmm, pork
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Nawty Jack!
... but then, who doesn't like being squirted with cream?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# yeah..
" cream "
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# people who are lactose intollerant?
... the wicked witch of the west?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Patrick Moore?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
You're ace, and I like you lots.

*hugs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# ;-) Thank you!
*hugs* Oh, everyone's giving me compliments today, it's lovely.

Micto, any words of disencouragement? 'You fat bloody northern bitch, I hope you die in a combine harvester' or something of that ilk? Go on, be mean to me. You know I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Noooooo
you'd ruin the crop.

couldn't you dien in another way?

or better still not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# You really care!
*about your croppity-crops.


I always wanted to die whilst having an orgasm. Like, be decapitated or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# i'll see what i can do.

but i'm not promising an orgasm as i'm rubbish in bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Have you tried not being in bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# this is a good point.

i'm a bit of a whizz in the kitchen, i'll give it a go there.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Arf.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Ask micto nicely, he might sort you out.
He's got a killing knife, you know...

O_o I hope he says no...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# He'd perobably say no, just to be spiteful ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)
# I hope so =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Lactose intolerent peeps!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Lully!!
...as always!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Dear Mr JollyJack,
Many thanks for responding to my request for a picture.

However, I would like to raise a couple of issues with you:

i. I don't believe a Predator would spend his days off relaxing with cream and a pole.

ii. Your rendition of a Predator is somewhat off, in fact it looks more like the character "Kathleen Vance" from the popular cartoon strip "Sequential Art".

I look forward to hearing your comments on this matter.

Best regards,
Professor Kenny Martin
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# By Jove, he's right!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# lovely
I bet she's dying to lick the drip off the end of his massive squirter
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Full fat or semi skimmed?
Many woos and yays. I don't believe I've posted in a Jolly Jack thread before but to root through the big book o' hackneyed phrases, 'I'm a big fan'.
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Hey you with the face
did you see my tribute?!? i've gaz'd you and now i am sad because of the no reply :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 17:57, archived)