
If I asked about putting the kettle on, you'd only tell me it wouldn't suit me.
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Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:44,
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"Dave why don't you become an Accountant like everyone else in the family?"
"I want to make computer programs and drink coffe all day though Mame"
"I WENT THROUGH 18 HOURS LABOUR FOR YOU AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET!?"
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Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:45,
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"I want to make computer programs and drink coffe all day though Mame"
"I WENT THROUGH 18 HOURS LABOUR FOR YOU AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET!?"

How many Jewish mums does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None- fine, I'll just sit here in the dark then; all I do is go through labour, raise you, teach you manners...
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Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:46,
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A: None- fine, I'll just sit here in the dark then; all I do is go through labour, raise you, teach you manners...

bet you can't wait to have kids, you'll automatically change as soon as they are born, wear a pini all the time and bake Challah all day.
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Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:48,
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He was totally wrong for the movie though- everyone was really shittily cast.
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Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:43,
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For not being able to act his way out of a paper bag
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