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# Sorry but EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!!
I was by my front door having a ciggy (thanks smoking ban) and this really seedy looking old Egyptian bloke come up to me and put his hand on my waist and says 'Do you know if there are any massage parlours round here?'

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!

*Gets out the white spirits to cleanse himself*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Did he pick the biggest bloke he could see or something?

Edit- read about the news in my area. Go on, I know you want to.

www.bucksherald.co.uk/sectionhome.aspx?sectionid=789
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# He was so creapy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Arf!
Local news is the best.

"FIREFIGHTERS CALLED TO FIRE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# That's a thought
are firemen allowed to smoke at work? And if not, why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# PIE CRISIS LOOMS
moblog.co.uk/view.php?id=216231
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Well if you will stand there in your towel, fag in one hand, baby oil in t'other...
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# It's not true!
It was lard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# man
fat
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# silly
you're allowed to smoke in your own house!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# I run a hostel
A public place.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# i know!
i was joking!
sheesh!

i saw a pic today of strippers nipping out for a smoke.
and not bothering to get dressed first!

hummina
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# I've got two Swedish strippers stayign here
One's got fake boobs though, which is a real turn off!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# And did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# 50p is 50p!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# perhaps you could expand your business
gap in the market for massage-hostels
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# My 'business' is big enough as it is thank you very much:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)