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# So, let me get this right, you're saying it ISN'T Earthworm Jim?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# I don't know about you
but I'm confused.

Arg, I hate busy work. GO AWAY, CUSTOMERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# How dare they?
Don't they know you have more interesting things to be doing?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# *sends them all to Coventry*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Apparently it's not f*cking earthworm jim...
Now that doesn't strictly rule out it being earthworm jim, as I'd be very surprised if an earthworm could f*ck itself...


but then I'm no expert.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# They're a-sexual anyway, so they probably can
I think
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Hermaphrodites, no?
You could chop one in half and see if one half mates with the other

EDIT: Monoecious apparently is the term en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earthworm
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# it works with spaghetti
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Spaghetti grows on trees
Everyone knows that
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Spaghetti mates with itself?
COR! I've been buying it all these years, I could have started a breeding programme of my own!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# they need a little help
I spent years perfecting a special 'mating paste' for spaghetti
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)