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# its not fucking earthworm fucking jim ok
(CHOPCHOP, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Evil Earthworm Jim?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# earthworm jim?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# I LOVE EARTHWORM JIM!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# jims evil earthworm?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# mmmmmm tastes like nightmares
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# You spelt Earthworm Jim wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# wot, no mug shot?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# I don't always post pictures of myself
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# *scratches*
*sniffs*

mmm butterscotch
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
#
butter
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# ooooOooOooOooooOOoooOOOOO!
smooth like butter!
ooooOooOooOooooOOoooOOOOO!
smooth like butter
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# fook me!
it's Earthworm Jim!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# his brother, "Earthworm Jack"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Earthjim Worm?
*fears worms*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Robo cod?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Its not fucking him now
but maybe later?

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# *I like this, muchly*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# So, let me get this right, you're saying it ISN'T Earthworm Jim?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# I don't know about you
but I'm confused.

Arg, I hate busy work. GO AWAY, CUSTOMERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# How dare they?
Don't they know you have more interesting things to be doing?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# *sends them all to Coventry*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Apparently it's not f*cking earthworm jim...
Now that doesn't strictly rule out it being earthworm jim, as I'd be very surprised if an earthworm could f*ck itself...


but then I'm no expert.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# They're a-sexual anyway, so they probably can
I think
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Hermaphrodites, no?
You could chop one in half and see if one half mates with the other

EDIT: Monoecious apparently is the term en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earthworm
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# it works with spaghetti
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Spaghetti grows on trees
Everyone knows that
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Spaghetti mates with itself?
COR! I've been buying it all these years, I could have started a breeding programme of my own!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# they need a little help
I spent years perfecting a special 'mating paste' for spaghetti
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# I raise you...

fuck knows, call it what you want.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# A twat?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Yep i'll go with that
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# ToeJam and Earl!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Earthworm Jim.......Tim Burton style.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Aha!
I'd been waiting for you to appear

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# hahah!
thats the one!!!!!!
(CHOPCHOP, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Shame I didn't get a pic earlier
they had it opened up displaying all your artwork a couple of days before
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# nice!
is that in bristol?
(CHOPCHOP, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Yup
Gloucester Road
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Earthworm Steve?
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)