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# see, i'm fucked
i can't vote labour after the abortionate last 10 years
and i can't vote tory cos they are worse
so i waste my vote and vote libdem, cos they won't get in, so the govt won't be my fault

/ridiculously stupid logic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# I have no idea what I'm going to do.
If I try and vote tory I'll explode (does not compute etc) but I can't vote Labur as they're not fucking labour any more. And as you say, libdem is just a non-vote, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# ^This
is utter rubbish. A vote registers your support for someone. You're supposed to vote for who you want, not try to bet on the winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)
# I don't really want any of them.
*shrugs* But women and commoners died for my right, and I feel guilty defacing my ballot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Fair enough
If there's nobody you want to vote for, there's nearly always someone you want to vote against.

I lived somewhere there was only a choice between Labour and Tory and some nutty independent twat. So I spoiled it by adding a 'none of the above' box and putting my cross there.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)
# I vote for me.
There, that's decided.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)
# You could always spoil your vote
At least it shows you bothered to turn up and you won't be classed as apathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# i see the logic
tbh democracy is a sham
i'd like a nice benevolent dictator
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# As soon as I'm made Grand High Dictator of Earth
All this will change.

Music will improve, there will be fitter women around, and Jade Goody will be caged with Davina McColl for the entertainment of the public.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# *votes for the Queen*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# I'm right with you on that one.
I'm in exactly the same aquatic transport device.

Also, all politicians are lying scumbags.

I tried to be an anarchist, but there were too many rules.

So instead I might just go to the pub for a beer and a smoke.

Oh...!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# ^this, essentially
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)
# I haven't bothered for years
*awaits 'my grandmother threw herself under a horse / grandfather died in the war / uncle once made a cake for your right to vote' flaming*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)