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# Boris throws his hat into the ring...


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(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Boz is great
He's one politician that's interesting at the mo, and almost enough to make me vote Tory.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# the last decade is enought to make me vote tory.
unless the Loony Party arise again.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# see, i'm fucked
i can't vote labour after the abortionate last 10 years
and i can't vote tory cos they are worse
so i waste my vote and vote libdem, cos they won't get in, so the govt won't be my fault

/ridiculously stupid logic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# I have no idea what I'm going to do.
If I try and vote tory I'll explode (does not compute etc) but I can't vote Labur as they're not fucking labour any more. And as you say, libdem is just a non-vote, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# ^This
is utter rubbish. A vote registers your support for someone. You're supposed to vote for who you want, not try to bet on the winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)
# I don't really want any of them.
*shrugs* But women and commoners died for my right, and I feel guilty defacing my ballot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Fair enough
If there's nobody you want to vote for, there's nearly always someone you want to vote against.

I lived somewhere there was only a choice between Labour and Tory and some nutty independent twat. So I spoiled it by adding a 'none of the above' box and putting my cross there.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)
# I vote for me.
There, that's decided.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)
# You could always spoil your vote
At least it shows you bothered to turn up and you won't be classed as apathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# i see the logic
tbh democracy is a sham
i'd like a nice benevolent dictator
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# As soon as I'm made Grand High Dictator of Earth
All this will change.

Music will improve, there will be fitter women around, and Jade Goody will be caged with Davina McColl for the entertainment of the public.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# *votes for the Queen*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# I'm right with you on that one.
I'm in exactly the same aquatic transport device.

Also, all politicians are lying scumbags.

I tried to be an anarchist, but there were too many rules.

So instead I might just go to the pub for a beer and a smoke.

Oh...!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# ^this, essentially
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)
# I haven't bothered for years
*awaits 'my grandmother threw herself under a horse / grandfather died in the war / uncle once made a cake for your right to vote' flaming*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Dear lord
I hope you are joking.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# at one time i held the post of "Official Witchfinder General" in the Loony Party
so i can't really vote tory, can i?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# No
I hope you can vote for the loony party :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Our local candidate died last year.
Our splinter branch (the Rock N Roll Loony Party) is in disarray.

I might have to stand.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# The guy is a clueless retard
He'll probably they and help the needy of London out by giving them a discount on top hats and golf club fees!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Umm...
Can we have that in sober?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# I'll vote for him then
can't get enough discount on top hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# sound like what Macca did for the people of Cowsick.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# hahahaha, that's beautifully shopped!
/Do you think he'll introduce a 'Confusion Charge' to central London
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# best thing for Labour in ages
class war in London.
Wine bars Vs. pubs, I can see it now...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I want Bill McLaren doing the voiceover on BBC News
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Why teetotal?
*offers non-alcoholic beverage in comfort*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# I have chronic Cluster Headaches, and they've been progressively getting worse over the past couple of years
had another bout of them start about 2 weeks ago, probably for another couple of months,
and am cutting back gradually on everything which can be a trigger.
absolute arse it is, I can tell you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Haha!
Top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# frippin' excellent shop sir!
wow!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Brown girl in the ring
tra-la-la-la-la

Very woo, awesomely shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# This
is all of the greatness.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Superb!
!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Nicely done.
He'd be a nightmare as mayor.

Red Ken all the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# ...to the moon, hopefully.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# If he allows me to get there on a travelcard
I'll vote for him twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)