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(I helped save b3ta! allen, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# hahaha nice placage of the sign
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:21, archived)
# ieieo....yay for dyslexia!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)
# don't say his name...
you'll summon him
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:27, archived)
# DYSLEXIA! DYSLEXIA! DYSLEXIA! DYSLEXIA! DYSLEXIA!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)
# he must be busy
either that or he hsnt realised we are sumnmoning him..

try this instead..
Sydexlia,Sydexlia,Sydexlia,Sydexlia
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:40, archived)
# I BETTER GO TRY THIS IN A MIRROR.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:41, archived)
# *appears behind you brandishing a hock*
want a glass?
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:44, archived)
# I FIND YOUR CHOICE OF WORDS CONFUSING
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:49, archived)
# a dyslexic candyman may try butchering people
with a bottle of hock, rather than a hook.

oh.. just

minge.
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:52, archived)
# dyslexic candyman is merely
dancyman
not quite as scary
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:56, archived)
# Ah!
 
I'm still a bit hungover, and therefore lacking in higher mental functions.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 3:00, archived)
# try calling
sexlexia five times, he may come up behind you and take you roughly up the back passage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:53, archived)
# *pulls sprinkler release*
[traffic light in the wind changes]
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:47, archived)
# im luvin it.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:53, archived)