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# What do you MEAN it's the wrong queue? I've been waiting ages!!!!!!
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# free for ovaries?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)
# dunno
thought the prospect of someone queing for free ovaries by mistake was amusing
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:50, archived)
# but why would girls do it?
We've already got two giving us jip as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)
# I
don't know...I was just momentarily taken with the thought of someone queing for Harry Potter and ending up with ovaries...some women need them transplanted you know, they're hard to get. At least round here.
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:54, archived)
# OMG you live on the Isle of Mann.
For ages I thought the Isle of Mann was just that, the isle of men. And there was no ladyfolk, just men. In them yellow sou'westers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:55, archived)
# nope
I don't live on the isle of man...overies are hard to get there too though.
I do love man - not in a gay way though - not that there's anything wrong with that either.
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)
# love a man, or man in general?
Manfred Mann?
Brotherhood of Man?

Manny off Black Books?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)
# what about men at work, like me!
and it's friday, and everyone else is having beers. We are people too!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)
# I'm not having beers.
I'm working all day tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:03, archived)
# I'd take a free ovary
I'd put songbirds in it.

Uh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:54, archived)
# right! I could use some free ovaries
to spread my genes and create a superioir race*

but if you're a lady, what's the point


*insert maniac BWHAHAHAHHAHA here
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:55, archived)
# I need that second line, minus the but, on a t shirt.
Ultimate in excuses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)
# What about...
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:01, archived)
# like OAPs or small children.
Free for ovaries and testicles, but everyone else has to pay a tenner. And sit at the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Finally some free ovaries
I lost mine, I think they're under the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:22, archived)