I'm watching Sky Newsand they've got a guy dressed as Hagrid passing out books to the people who have been queueing overnight.
I can't help but think I'd love that job.
I'd pick up those big, hefty books and throw them with as much force as I could muster in the faces of those fiercely dedicated people while screaming 'Here's what's important to you, you fuckers! There's a god damn WAR in Iraq! You do know that don't you? But you just care if Harry is a fucking Horcrux for fucks sake, don't you? DON'T YOU YOU BASTARDS!'
But maybe that's just me. I can be a bit of a prick when I have some drink in me.
(I can't help but think I'd love that job.
I'd pick up those big, hefty books and throw them with as much force as I could muster in the faces of those fiercely dedicated people while screaming 'Here's what's important to you, you fuckers! There's a god damn WAR in Iraq! You do know that don't you? But you just care if Harry is a fucking Horcrux for fucks sake, don't you? DON'T YOU YOU BASTARDS!'
But maybe that's just me. I can be a bit of a prick when I have some drink in me.
Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently,
Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:18,
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