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[challenge entry] Fuck you kids - you WILL buy this, and enjoy it!!

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(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)
# I really recognise him.
And I'm not joking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:09, archived)
# It's
her before the op
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Sour faced old coot.
She looks like she hasn't had a poo in weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# she probably hasnt
just incase someone takes it and sells it on ebay

edit: my sister's just bought a copy home for me. woot!
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)
# I'd buy it.
And look for clues as to her weakness. Then we'd fight, a thousand miles above London, our cranelike stilettos crushing the buildings below.....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)
# kind of like Ultraman, but with heels?
I like.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Crossed with the 50ft woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Whenever I see her,
I think of the Simpsons line:

"Smithers, hydrate me."
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)
# She can't
She hasn't had a poo since she stuffed all her millions up her butt
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)
# I wish I could have a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:15, archived)
# You don't need a GOOD idea
You just need a marketable one...

Chocolate coated fish fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:17, archived)
# X-P
no ta.

I can't think of anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)
# the day weed will be legal
that would sell like vanilla cream filled cheese puffs
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)
# I fear
That the foodstuff of which you speak would taste worryingly close to spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:20, archived)
# yay! that's a marketable idea!
give your man a taste of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:23, archived)
# your man?
Are you Gerry Adams?


I'm going to get kneecapped now, aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# kneecapped?
I'm not that kind of man! I'm more of a laser-gun-pointed-at-you-in-my-secret-castle-liar kind of guy
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:28, archived)
# ....Jack?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Cardiff.
No more Torchwood til next year. I'm dead upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# I don't have a TV
so I'll have to download have it magically appear on my hard drive soon
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)
# TV links.
And/or Guba.

I heartily recommend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# not to this stoner.
I'm fairly K-O'd as we speak, and....no.

However, I would go for some celery and peanut butter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Nonono
Celery and tiramusulata FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:23, archived)
# I don't have any taramasalata
but I do have peanut butter
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Thought my spelling looking squiffy
"Pinky smelly fish egg paste gunk" ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)
# It's delicious.
As is hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Yes it is
And yes it is.

I love stuff you can dip other stuff into to make it taste of different.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:33, archived)
# like maple syrup and....and.... cassettes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)
# Yes!
That's....what I meant
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# blue cheese goes very well with both
you know
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Blue cheese only goes well with the bin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:38, archived)
# Blue cheese and celery
Is an orgasm in snack form
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:38, archived)
# Ha!
my exact words!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# you're both wrong
blue cheese and celery is an orgasm in snack form
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
# That's possibly the rankest thing that's ever been suggested to me.
You filthy bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:27, archived)
# score!
but it's the only good use for celery besides scratching yourself between your toes
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)
# You're not even human, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# I'm not in liberty of telling you
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:32, archived)
# Oh I'm going to have to get my paraphenalia out now.
You'll be sorry, alien fiend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)
# mmm paraphenalia
*adds to list of favourite english words, alongside topiary and linoleum*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# Haha, you say that now
But just you wait. Me laddo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# *waits*
*hums the girl from ipanema*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# You can't rush these things.
Patience, glasshopper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:46, archived)
# *hums take me to the moon*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:48, archived)
# *hums jingle bells*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Uh Oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Don't worry
not nearly enough rasta to be Manwife.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# I'm watching Sky News
and they've got a guy dressed as Hagrid passing out books to the people who have been queueing overnight.


I can't help but think I'd love that job.


I'd pick up those big, hefty books and throw them with as much force as I could muster in the faces of those fiercely dedicated people while screaming "Here's what's important to you, you fuckers! There's a god damn WAR in Iraq! You do know that don't you? But you just care if Harry is a fucking Horcrux for fucks sake, don't you? DON'T YOU YOU BASTARDS!"




But maybe that's just me. I can be a bit of a prick when I have some drink in me.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
Horcrux....rofl
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)