Fuck you kids - you WILL buy this, and enjoy it!!
From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 457 entries (closed)
( , Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)
From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 457 entries (closed)
( , Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:08, archived)
Sour faced old coot.
She looks like she hasn't had a poo in weeks.
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:10,
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she probably hasnt
just incase someone takes it and sells it on ebay
edit: my sister's just bought a copy home for me. woot!
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:11,
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edit: my sister's just bought a copy home for me. woot!
I'd buy it.
And look for clues as to her weakness. Then we'd fight, a thousand miles above London, our cranelike stilettos crushing the buildings below.....
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:13,
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Whenever I see her,
I think of the Simpsons line:
"Smithers, hydrate me."
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:12,
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"Smithers, hydrate me."
She can't
She hasn't had a poo since she stuffed all her millions up her butt
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:14,
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You don't need a GOOD idea
You just need a marketable one...
Chocolate coated fish fingers?
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:17,
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Chocolate coated fish fingers?
the day weed will be legal
that would sell like vanilla cream filled cheese puffs
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:19,
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I fear
That the foodstuff of which you speak would taste worryingly close to spunk
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:20,
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your man?
Are you Gerry Adams?
I'm going to get kneecapped now, aren't I?
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:24,
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I'm going to get kneecapped now, aren't I?
kneecapped?
I'm not that kind of man! I'm more of a laser-gun-pointed-at-you-in-my-secret-castle-liar kind of guy
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:28,
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I don't have a TV
so I'll have to download have it magically appear on my hard drive soon
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:34,
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not to this stoner.
I'm fairly K-O'd as we speak, and....no.
However, I would go for some celery and peanut butter.
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:21,
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However, I would go for some celery and peanut butter.
Thought my spelling looking squiffy
"Pinky smelly fish egg paste gunk" ftw
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:29,
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Yes it is
And yes it is.
I love stuff you can dip other stuff into to make it taste of different.
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:33,
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I love stuff you can dip other stuff into to make it taste of different.
you're both wrong
blue cheese and celery is an orgasm in snack form
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:24,
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That's possibly the rankest thing that's ever been suggested to me.
You filthy bitch.
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:27,
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score!
but it's the only good use for celery besides scratching yourself between your toes
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:30,
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Oh I'm going to have to get my paraphenalia out now.
You'll be sorry, alien fiend.
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:34,
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mmm paraphenalia
*adds to list of favourite english words, alongside topiary and linoleum*
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:36,
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I'm watching Sky News
and they've got a guy dressed as Hagrid passing out books to the people who have been queueing overnight.
I can't help but think I'd love that job.
I'd pick up those big, hefty books and throw them with as much force as I could muster in the faces of those fiercely dedicated people while screaming "Here's what's important to you, you fuckers! There's a god damn WAR in Iraq! You do know that don't you? But you just care if Harry is a fucking Horcrux for fucks sake, don't you? DON'T YOU YOU BASTARDS!"
But maybe that's just me. I can be a bit of a prick when I have some drink in me.
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Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:18,
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I can't help but think I'd love that job.
I'd pick up those big, hefty books and throw them with as much force as I could muster in the faces of those fiercely dedicated people while screaming "Here's what's important to you, you fuckers! There's a god damn WAR in Iraq! You do know that don't you? But you just care if Harry is a fucking Horcrux for fucks sake, don't you? DON'T YOU YOU BASTARDS!"
But maybe that's just me. I can be a bit of a prick when I have some drink in me.