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# I don't remember having sex with a cloud.
Bloody Wordsworth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:38, archived)
# I wandered lonely as a cloud
With a camera with a zoom lens and a box of tissues
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# And in other news, Ben Dover has been named as Poet Laureate
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# Dildoes are red
Buttplugs are blue
If I was a woman
I'd have tits and stuff.

The End.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Not neccesarily.
Look at Winehouse.

The filthy mare.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# LOL she's great
She looks like a long-lost member of the Munster family
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)
# I wonder how many cats she's got living on her head now?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Oooo
At least two-score and five, methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:46, archived)
# By jove!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# Enough to start a small business
In....erm....cat storage
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:50, archived)
# hello miss
i been running some b3ta users through my new shiny AKVIS sketch filter.

you may have this



(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# OOOOOO
Wow, nobody's ever made me stuff before, thank you kind sir:)
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:54, archived)
# Thats not true
I made that picture which showed that you are laird dave are long lost twins ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)
# Oh crapsticks
I try to forget that one, it gave me nightmares...

Pearoast? I shall profile-ify it:)
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)
# hahahaha
give me a sec - I'll find it


Edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)
# hahahha
office lol

that's scary!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:03, archived)
# Fucking. Uncanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Prolly Dave was also sing some of the beauty tricks
that's why he's so damn sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:10, archived)
# Its funny, the sellotape isnt as visible
on Dave's face
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# he surely got permanant implants
*checks The Sun archives*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:33, archived)
# PFFFFFFFT
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:49, archived)
# uht oh



EDIT: TOTAL VERTICAL POST!
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:37, archived)
# He has clearly honed the technique
more finely than I
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# w00tyburgers
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)
# hahaha

Edit: I have that seal picture in my profile. I was rude and didn't say where it was from
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)
# The Spazzcat "Not Creepy" Seal Of Approval?
Yes, you have to call it by name or else it will curse you with boils until you have run a thousand leagues.

On fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)
# Done.
Means i can avoid trotting out the old "I'M ON FUCKING FIRE" bit
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
# HOORAY!
Now let us defenestrate
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# Say what now? :)

*googles*

Dictionary.com word of the day, Jan 25 2000 apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)
# some of my work is now in your profile
i am all of the honoured.

(I is in yur profile, lookin at all yur piktures)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# OH NOEZ
You will see my special things
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# can you imagine the smell?
would it be better or worse do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# you were probably drunk.
we've all done it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Shagged Wordsworth?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Damn
I told him i wouldnt tell anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:42, archived)
# Tell the Sun.
And pose in a lace bikini.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Now that's some pattened sunburn I could laugh at
Tits like doilies for the rest of the year, woop woop
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# it's da sound of da police?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# Arresting people for having boobs like doilies
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)
# interesting place to keep your pencils though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# As long as you didn't run anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)
# sounds like the sort of shit they would do

*doesnt have the best opinion of them*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)
# "Loverat wordsworth bedded me for 5 times a night sex sessions"

I'm just waiting for that to be my random quote on the board stats
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# *crosses everything*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# go to the bathroom before you piss yourself again
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)