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[challenge entry] I'm guessing we're allowed to play fast 'n' loose with the etiquette at 5am. Here are some reposts for the compo from a few months ago.
Fucknose when I'll next get some unmonitored internet time...

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From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 457 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:53, archived)
# Who's monitoring your internet use?
Do you post from work?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:55, archived)
# The mans who touches my special.
Mind you, it's a living! Mustn't grumble!
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:59, archived)
# It must be hard to drawings and photoshape
when you keeping one hands on your special.

Also: mictoboy (/board regular in case you don't know) got busted at work a couple of days ago. I'm lucky enough not to have to worry about it, since I 'work' from home.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:02, archived)
# I bet he made some snitty, self-righteous comment at the bloke who busted him.
And followed it up with an emoticon to make it look like he's a nice bloke really, and only playing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:05, archived)
# Heh, so you DO know him :)
Seriously, I think it's stupidly oppressive to stop someone surfing if they're still doing their job effectively. Most people surf at work to make their day bearable. Employers seem to think they're being cheated out of the time they're owed, but hell, if you're doing the job you're paid for what does it matter?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:09, archived)
# That's where I'm going wrong.
I'm off sick at the moment, having become utterly negligent in my job.
The specialists identified certain 'giving a toss' issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:14, archived)
# Haha
"sick" as in, "sick of work"?

Edit: I'm off to do some more boring-picture-bloke stuff for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:17, archived)
# That's the one.
Although 'sick of practically everything' would be a more accurate diagnosis.
Puerile humour appears to be the only effective treatment.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:23, archived)
# I'm lucky like that - my boss pissfarts about on the internet most of the day.
He says "output versus input", which is pretty much how I view things too.

It's just a pity there's a websense filter.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:20, archived)
# I thought you could just sidestep that
with proxies? Or has it gotten smarter?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:23, archived)
# www3.barnesy.org works,
but it gets really annoying having to log in everytime I want to post a message.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:25, archived)
# Arfs.
I keep saying, around the 20 page point, fuck the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:56, archived)
# You mean once the challenge has been going for a while?
Yeah, it also becomes impossible to check if something's already been done, unless you happen to have practically unlimited time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:58, archived)
# Worked it out with SCIENCE one evening.
20 pages is roughly an hour on broadband.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 4:59, archived)
# Posts for compo should all be over 5mb.
That would sort it



*is a cunt

(has not gone to bed)
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Would put a cramp in those Zoo and Nuts wankers too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:08, archived)
# Somebody get on MS Paint
and illustrate the phrase 'put a cramp in those Zoo and Nuts wankers'.
Please.
You've got 3 minutes.
Doktor Dyslexia, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:12, archived)
# my hands are typing involuntarily
dont mention teh doc...you will summon him
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:14, archived)
# lol.
bak in tyme.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)
# The good doctor has moved on to loftier things.
If you haven't seen one of his recent epics I suggest you spazz back. They're, erm, epic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:14, archived)
# He did a super job on my teeth.
Though I must admit it's slightly distressing when approaching children burst into tears and cross the street to avoid me.
Mail-order dentistry? a double-edged sword.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:20, archived)
# Punk is pages ahead of many of us this time.
Even JJ's entry!!!
www.b3ta.com/board/7423159
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:24, archived)
# Oh god,
I just bust me valve laughing.
The Dok ought to be designing the front page of The Independent.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:30, archived)
# USA Today would be the best fit for location and... content, hahahaha!
But you've got it right.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:34, archived)
# i get blank page...
ffs

cranks up firefox
hjhhahhhahhahhhahhhahhhh
ive had him on IGNore for the last 3 months!!!!
Cant remember why?
Unignored now
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 5:32, archived)