

Was thinking of making a lil series of this cheeky chappy. what do you think?

is that your room? you need to tidy up
A Jehovah's witness just came to my door but didn't seem to want to chat. I feel so rejected ;)
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A Jehovah's witness just came to my door but didn't seem to want to chat. I feel so rejected ;)

and hands over £5.
Do you want to come for dinner? ( I love people with OCD coming over, they just HAVE to clean up ;))
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:21,
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Do you want to come for dinner? ( I love people with OCD coming over, they just HAVE to clean up ;))

"is that cooked properly? Are you sure it is cooked properly?"
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:23,
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I like it still saying "moo" as it slips down my neck
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then walked away?
silly witness people are for converting!
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:16,
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silly witness people are for converting!

i didn't want to chat, but i would have liked to think i didn't look like satan incarnate ;P
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and is that anti-diarrohea medicine I see there?
edit- also who drinks Carlsberg?
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:13,
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edit- also who drinks Carlsberg?

should 'cunt him in the fuck'!
Yes, make a series, with lots of revenge type stuff.
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:14,
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Yes, make a series, with lots of revenge type stuff.

:D
Hoodles and the monkey!
haha
:D
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:21,
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Hoodles and the monkey!
haha
:D

*is beginning to regret taking a photo of his room as many B3tians are questioning my fashion sense*
Still thats what i like about B3ta, ya learn stuff
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:19,
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Still thats what i like about B3ta, ya learn stuff

best of all the cheap lagers.
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double dutch
4 cans for under 3 quid...hell yeah, does lose its fizz quite quick though.
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:24,
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4 cans for under 3 quid...hell yeah, does lose its fizz quite quick though.

but the woofer fucked and blow up as i listen to very woofer damagable music :D
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:23,
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for about 6 years now, still yet to es'plode despite many beer fuelled antics.
You can have mine, i wont be needing them for much longer.
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:26,
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You can have mine, i wont be needing them for much longer.

*shakes* still shouldnt be all bad, the company has its own personal armed security team.
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:48,
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they have those for the guys working in nigeria too
er.. anyway enjoy your time :D
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:55,
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er.. anyway enjoy your time :D

Turned down trips to angola and the congo for work - there's a limit to what i will do for a job
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:53,
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MANTA PARSIFAL AMERICAN SAN FRANCISCO blabla shit
manufactured in Poland
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Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:31,
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manufactured in Poland