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# Hoodles you bastard!

Was thinking of making a lil series of this cheeky chappy. what do you think?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# that is very cool
is that your room? you need to tidy up

A Jehovah's witness just came to my door but didn't seem to want to chat. I feel so rejected ;)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# you have OCD!
AICMFP! ;)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# actually i do. I have a letter to prove it.
hah! AICMFPB!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# grumbles
and hands over £5.

Do you want to come for dinner? ( I love people with OCD coming over, they just HAVE to clean up ;))
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# actually it is more trouble than it is worth
"is that cooked properly? Are you sure it is cooked properly?"
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Don't have the steak.
I like it still saying "moo" as it slips down my neck
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# snogging cows is frowned upon
where I come from.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# he just came to your door?
then walked away?
silly witness people are for converting!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# he gave me a pamphlet.
i didn't want to chat, but i would have liked to think i didn't look like satan incarnate ;P
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# You have an untidy room
and is that anti-diarrohea medicine I see there?

edit- also who drinks Carlsberg?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# I think Billy
should 'cunt him in the fuck'!
Yes, make a series, with lots of revenge type stuff.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# you live in squalor
with a cartoon monkey?
omg
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# and there is no excuse for that shirt.
EVER.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# this
so very much
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# unless he was going on a magnum PI themed
piss up.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# ...as Higgins
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# yeah really
the 1970's called

they want their curtains back

:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# THere's an American sitcom right there!!!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# that's every american sitcom ever!
:D

Hoodles and the monkey!

haha

:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# do it.
as long as it doesnt feature any of your yiffing ;)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# are those
labtec speakers ?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# ha yeah
*is beginning to regret taking a photo of his room as many B3tians are questioning my fashion sense*
Still thats what i like about B3ta, ya learn stuff
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# yeah but congrats on drinking carlsberg.
best of all the cheap lagers.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# no no
double dutch
4 cans for under 3 quid...hell yeah, does lose its fizz quite quick though.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# ive had those
but the woofer fucked and blow up as i listen to very woofer damagable music :D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# had mine
for about 6 years now, still yet to es'plode despite many beer fuelled antics.
You can have mine, i wont be needing them for much longer.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# /suicide blog?
;)

Your shirt isnt that bad
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# off to africa
my lil monkey

Out there looking for gold

*yar*
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Like, proper off to africa?
which part?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# central african republic
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# so somewhere nice, safe and stable then
:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# yeah could say that
*shakes* still shouldnt be all bad, the company has its own personal armed security team.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# ah yeah
they have those for the guys working in nigeria too

er.. anyway enjoy your time :D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I've only been to south africa and that was enough of an experience!
Turned down trips to angola and the congo for work - there's a limit to what i will do for a job
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# ive got new
MANTA PARSIFAL AMERICAN SAN FRANCISCO blabla shit
manufactured in Poland
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# I don't know what the new one is
But its definately male!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# i think he is sexing
a pikachu
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# haven't we all
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Shhh!
I'm trying to avoid telling everyone, i'm a bit embarrassed about it
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# THat's how you fit them on your boy bits!
Poke 'em on!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# hahaha
thanks for the benefit of your experience ;)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)