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# Yes it is,
that's why the water's running out, some bastard's making shitloads of tea with it.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# well, it's a crisis
that's what we do in a crisis, make tea

"My God the asteroid is 30 miles wide!"
"I've just made a nice piping hot cup of tea"
"Well, thank fuck, we're fucking saved now eh?"
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Those flood-stricken chaps are just going to have to bathe in tea.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# haha
it's not funny

but I laughed :/

to hull with me
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# It's funny 'cos it's not happening to me!
lolz
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# if it floods here
the country is mostly an underwater theme park, in all honesty :)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Five cups now!
:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# crikey!
it's a 5 cuppa disaster!

(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# I think to, be fair,
the magnitude of the earth being hit by an asteroid and wiping out life as we know it may require some more than 5 cups of tea.

A whole pot is more what you need.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# I'm thinking that it'll be a great (yet final) year for ringtons
should this situation arise

:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# quick, call the British Rocket Group!
only they have an Urn big enough!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# the could fire pots of tea at it
thus deflecting it's course insignificantly and having the same net global effect!

yay!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)