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# that's not five!
*low one*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# aaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd.............
relax.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# *relaxes*




pbthththth

pardon me
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# *sniffs*
Hmm. Male, 1976. Possibly corked.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# *applauds*
you sir are a genius.

you're like the derren brown of fart smelling
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I want sausage rolls
And hash browns.

In a sandwich. With mayonnaise.

(This is not to be misinterpreted as short fat cocks, drug cakes, threesomes and cum)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Thanks for that.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Well I have sausage rolls and Hash Browns in the oven right now
But as I was typing it, I realised what I was actually saying.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Do you usually interrupt conversations with a list of what you want to eat?
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# With a slight hint of nuts, wafting formidibly toward my nostrils
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)
# sorry about that
*holds nuts*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# That's alright
I swore I could smell a tiny smidgen of elderberries...
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)