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# my girlfriends phone makes an horrendous fuss when it has a low battery


'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# your girlfriend has a Male phone?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)
# ^this
also 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)
# you know the old myth
about how men make a lot of fuss when they're ill?

it's that kind of thing.
her phone makes a lot of noise when it has a low battery
and i said it must be a male phone
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Mrs GS's phone
has a different jingle for every single fucking action

It's really annoying

ello ello ello
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# yay, I was right!
except the myth is a nonsense.
Men also never go to the doctor and are martyrs to the cause.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)
# pah!
I'm off to the docs tomorrow and I can't even remember what I booked the appt for
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)
# it is a nonsense
all men are awesome

*high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)
# *low five*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)
# that's not five!
*low one*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# aaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd.............
relax.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# *relaxes*




pbthththth

pardon me
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# *sniffs*
Hmm. Male, 1976. Possibly corked.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# *applauds*
you sir are a genius.

you're like the derren brown of fart smelling
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I want sausage rolls
And hash browns.

In a sandwich. With mayonnaise.

(This is not to be misinterpreted as short fat cocks, drug cakes, threesomes and cum)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Thanks for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Well I have sausage rolls and Hash Browns in the oven right now
But as I was typing it, I realised what I was actually saying.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Do you usually interrupt conversations with a list of what you want to eat?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# With a slight hint of nuts, wafting formidibly toward my nostrils
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)
# sorry about that
*holds nuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# That's alright
I swore I could smell a tiny smidgen of elderberries...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
# hahaha!!!
'ning Johnny!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)
# 'ning Benjy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)