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# Same here.
No, honestly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
Dare I ask what confused him?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Nowt
Just that I do have rather large hips.

In my confused early teenage years I played with the idea that my parents had forced a sex change on me as a baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# it'd explain some stuff certainly
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Well, that scar thing on a bloke's nutsack and taint doesn't do much to quell these fears
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# The raphe?
Does look like a scar now you mention it.

In my early years (well, like between 9 and 11) I got so confused by the diagrams in books for about two years I thought I didn't have a vagina. I was very, very scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Haha, yay teenage paranoia
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# I didn't think so.
*thinks back*

No, I definitely didn't think so.

I did think 'nice pants'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# My love handles hide them currently.
Oh and thanx, I like em too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# I fucking love you.
For some reason that post has got the B52s in my head.

*dances around like a pillock*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# My loooove sack's in a little old place
We can pet together
Love sack baby
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# *shimmies*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7432084
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# And with good reason.
*turns off Paul McKenna tape*

Now, what to do with a 6ft skinhead bilingual who has *raids* 4 and a bit Euro and a packet of mints....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# are you sure it wasn't just
"you have bare hips"?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Followed by "Please get out of this kindergarten".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# ah no you're right
It was "you have a child bear's hips"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)