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# I watched the Transformers film last night
all I can say is that the mere inclusion of Optimus Prime in your post has made me wet my pants.
(gingerchris I'm trying..., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# it's that shit?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# nah I really enjoyed it
to the point that I made a trip to toys r us this afternoon to buy a Bumblebee.

It's amazing it transforms and its got guns and it's doors are like wings and its head turns round and it drives and it's guns really fire!

Ahhh to be small again...
(gingerchris I'm trying..., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# yes it is shit
and runs at 300 miles per hour so you can't follow a damned thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Me too :D
I thought it was going to be shite. Wasn't bad at all...
(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# I need to wait on the mrs getting back with the Car from its MOT
Then its MIGHTY MORPHING TRANSFORMATION ASPLOSION TIEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# The main character is a bit of a pervy twunt,
but apart from that, and some very understated reactions to 50ft tall alien robots, it's rather good. The transformations are spiffy :)
(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# and are there many asplosion?
I need at least one asplosion per 20 minutes to keep my attention, otherwise I start trying to steal other peoples popcorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Oh yeah,
Asplosions make up almost the entire plot!
(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# well fuck me blind I want to see this film even more
Mrs Draws is treats me like a child over anything with asplosions in it, and even lets me dress up for star wars thing/pirate things/Fireman things/I have too many fancy dress outfit things.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
# a-plenty.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# It was pretty impressive. Loved every moment.
Plot was a bit weedy but no worse than you'd expect from the cartoon.

There were funny bits, but the scenes of soldiers fighting alongside the Transformers in the city were really well done. Probably better on a home set-up though, as it was a bit too close-up and shaky-camera for the big screen.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# ^
This
(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)
# And they've got the original Peter Cullen out
to do the voice of Optimus Prime. \o/
But not Ironhide.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)