'How do you sleep at night, Mr Wolfcastle?'
'On top of a pile of money with two beautiful women, why?'
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:11,
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best way to kip
:D
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discomeats This canoe,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:12,
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nah
fifty pound notes are really itchy to sleep on
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mutster101 fell over,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:14,
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only if the hooker they are partially stuffed into has gone off
:D
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discomeats This canoe,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:15,
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Better to stuff her with pounds than dollars
The paper is more absorbent for all the...you know. Juice.
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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:16,
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those gallons and gallons of juice
dripping.. all night long
how can someone sleep with all that racket
maybe I'll have to call a plumber, perhaps he'll have a big wrench and a really thick moustache :D
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discomeats This canoe,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:19,
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Phwoar
Sounds like my kind of comedy rapist
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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:29,
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the biggest problem there is laundering the money afterwards
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mutster101 fell over,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:18,
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ahh
just ask the hooker to open wide
she might give you change
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discomeats This canoe,
Mon 23 Jul 2007, 22:21,
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