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# Hahahaha, wouldn't we all
To be honest, i've been unfairly harsh using the beeb, the worst offenders by FAR
are the ITV evening news, or 'news for simpletons' as it should be renamed.
It is patronising at best.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# at least the bbc get the vague order right
bbc: 1st item TSUANMI in indian ocean

itv: 1st, 2nd, 3rd ... 85th item: beckham's foot has a cold
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# nah
BBC 1st item: BBC programme masquerading as news

CBBC Newsround: some Iraqis have been very naughty and a crow has learnt to say 'cockbadger'

ITV 1st item: as you were

C4 1st item: barrage of breathless, accusatory but ultimately unfulfilling questions delivered earnestly by Jon Snow

C5: I'm Kirsty Young, look at my hair, gosh I'm sitting on the desk probably because some wag has spread marmalade on my chair, here is the news - oh, I've only got 30 seconds le...
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# it's all shite anyway
there's a reason it's called the idiot box

it doesn't matter what happens, there's nothign we can do about us and if it will affect us one way or another there's still nothing we can do about it as we are all just pawns in a big bucket of spinning crap or something
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# :D you made my day
but also made me snort my drink up my nose
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# i'm informed by my mum that kate used to go to school with my sister
junior school i think.

i was going to use that as an opening line and then seduce her with the promise of clean water.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# does 'clean' mean 'sticky'?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Shhhhhhhhhh...
she may get wind of this conversation.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)