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# This is true
during the great Kiwi Fruit war of 1937 I was wounded in the heat of battle and taken to a concentration camp where I was forced to sit and stare at a cherry pip for 12 hours a day thinking only of that pip.

I can still see it now in my mind's eye - my Kiwi juice blinded minds eye!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)
# a concentration camp for juice?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)
# yup, it was a long time ago and most are closed down
but you still see on some cartons "made from concentrate". It's how it was done.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
# I'm certain you aren't completely historically accurate
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)
# *has minor epileptic fit*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:06, archived)
# oh no!
*grabs wallet quickly while catspazzes*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)
# All you'll find in there
Is a load of veterinary receipts and a library card
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:24, archived)
# all valuable items that can be sold on ebay
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)