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# for WeAreTheLemon.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# argh! it got juice in my eye!
*surrenders*


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# That's not the first time you've said that...
Is it?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# i hear that stings...
*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# This is true
during the great Kiwi Fruit war of 1937 I was wounded in the heat of battle and taken to a concentration camp where I was forced to sit and stare at a cherry pip for 12 hours a day thinking only of that pip.

I can still see it now in my mind's eye - my Kiwi juice blinded minds eye!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)
# a concentration camp for juice?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)
# yup, it was a long time ago and most are closed down
but you still see on some cartons "made from concentrate". It's how it was done.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
# I'm certain you aren't completely historically accurate
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)
# *has minor epileptic fit*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:06, archived)
# oh no!
*grabs wallet quickly while catspazzes*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)
# All you'll find in there
Is a load of veterinary receipts and a library card
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:24, archived)
# all valuable items that can be sold on ebay
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# There is no a peal.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:35, archived)
# ARRRRR!
cool. howdy laydee, how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# ^_^
fab. yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# i'm good
the sun's out, which is a nice change over here :D

any particular reason why you're fab? or just feeling positive, etc?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)
# nothing in particular.
just coming off a few days break from work...went out last
night...got up at a decent hour today, giving me a chance
to pop onto my computer and feel basically loverly
overall.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)
# damn
i was hoping there was lady sexing involved.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)
# :(
sigh
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:59, archived)
# oops
shouldn't have said anything ;(
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)
# that looks like a juicy and refreshing lemon you've got there
can I lick it?

then stick it in a glass of coke?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# hehehe...
i was just having a conversation with a friend at the bar
last night about how cool it would be if life were like
it was when we were 4. you know...when if you licked something
it was yours? i would totally go around licking harley davidsons.

it would be madness! no one would have to buy anything!
it would result in a breakdown of the world's economy!

*dreams*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)
# biker gangs would tremble and flee in fear!
"I wanna lick ur hog!!"

:D

also a breakdown in the worlds economy sounds like fun as rich people would have to clean windows and stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)
# I still claim things by licking them
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)
# haha
bet it works too

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 19:18, archived)
# My post disappeared?
Oh noes, I'm gonna be assmutilated!


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:35, archived)
# or Skugged to death
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:35, archived)
# decisions. decisions.
what is a boy to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Excuse me?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)
# you missed the earlier discovery
that Skugging is slang for a sexual act involving two men
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)
# alas you have been misinformed
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:58, archived)
# ^ this
It's a sexual act involving THREE men.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
#
maybe but its spelt diffenetly!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Hurrah!
Thats magic :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)
# yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Is he one of them bisensuals?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# he's a little fruity
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)
# That is clearly an orange.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:42, archived)
# maybe it's a citrus party
that was just falsely advertised.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)
# well maybe that's why he's so happy
after been not allowed to mix with those snooty apples for so long
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Those apples are cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)